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"you'd make a fuckin' wicked bouncer, jasper," beth commented. "maybe when you're nice and evolved you can get a steady job outta it."
"machop."
"yeah - i shouldn't have snuck the alcohal. my immune system is absolute... shit - wait - is it even the immune system? i dunno. i'll google it."
the woman slouched in her seat, an iced tea within her reach. the brown liquid inside had some extra ingredients floating about, and she felt somewhat dizzy now that it had gain access to her bloodstream. it felt good, though - warm. she had sneaked only a small amount, but beth was so embarrassingly lightweight that she couldn't really handle much more.
"ya know what they need here? strippers. i like those. heh - they're real nice to look at. ya know, i met this one dancing girl - gosh, she had the nicest ass you'd ever seen. like, it looked so soft that if i threw a coin at it you'd probably see ripples."
the machop's face was characteristically flat as she blinked past her own cup of water. seated across from the young woman, the pokemon played the part of caretaker as her trainer began rambling nonsensical stuff relating to her terrible streak when it came to both men and women.
"i never had one for more than two weeks - a month - actually, tops. it's like i'm absolute shit when it comes to takin' care of 'em. it's always 'oh, beth, you're so insensitive' or some other emotional stuff. imma be alone forever, it looks like... but at least i got you, jasper."
"...."
"i love you, too."
"machop."
"yeah - i shouldn't have snuck the alcohal. my immune system is absolute... shit - wait - is it even the immune system? i dunno. i'll google it."
the woman slouched in her seat, an iced tea within her reach. the brown liquid inside had some extra ingredients floating about, and she felt somewhat dizzy now that it had gain access to her bloodstream. it felt good, though - warm. she had sneaked only a small amount, but beth was so embarrassingly lightweight that she couldn't really handle much more.
"ya know what they need here? strippers. i like those. heh - they're real nice to look at. ya know, i met this one dancing girl - gosh, she had the nicest ass you'd ever seen. like, it looked so soft that if i threw a coin at it you'd probably see ripples."
the machop's face was characteristically flat as she blinked past her own cup of water. seated across from the young woman, the pokemon played the part of caretaker as her trainer began rambling nonsensical stuff relating to her terrible streak when it came to both men and women.
"i never had one for more than two weeks - a month - actually, tops. it's like i'm absolute shit when it comes to takin' care of 'em. it's always 'oh, beth, you're so insensitive' or some other emotional stuff. imma be alone forever, it looks like... but at least i got you, jasper."
"...."
"i love you, too."
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